Daily Joke

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elaborate tactics, experienced squad leaders and focus on team work. Enlist here!
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- No: racism/SS/Nazi comments/names/squads. No flaming/insulting.
- No teamkilling on purpose/wait your turn for weapons & vehicles.
- No fighting/AFK commander
- ABC Lines & Main Bases: Do NOT fire into / out of there!
- Planes: only attack fixed positions behind ABCs.
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Re: Daily Joke

Postby papafh2 » April 16th, 2018, 8:55 am

Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!'
Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.'

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Re: Daily Joke

Postby papafh2 » April 17th, 2018, 6:22 am

A mother held her little daughter
Twenty minutes under water
Not to make her any troubles
But to see the funny bubbles.

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Re: Daily Joke

Postby Sandre » June 19th, 2018, 9:10 pm

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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Re: Daily Joke

Postby Jonatronathan » June 19th, 2018, 9:49 pm

A clown was fired from the circus.


He's suing for funfair dismissal.
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Re: Daily Joke

Postby johnyfy » June 20th, 2018, 10:50 am

What did the Eagle say when he was cold?
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